There Are Some Things I Have Learned In My Recent Past That I'm Excited To Share With You Tonight,
And One Thing I've Realized Is That We All Want To Leave Behind A Legacy;
We All Want To Be Remembered For Something. And Then I Was Thinking Going,
“How Can I Be Remembered?”
And Then I Suddenly Realized You Can Do It On A Daily Bases,
Even If It's One On One With People.
For Example, The Other Day, I Saw A Young Boy, And He Was Eating An Ice Cream Cone,
I Ran Up And I Smashed It Into His Face, I Leaned In, I Go,
“You Remember Me Forever!” And I Ran Away.
Cause You Know When He's 50, He's Gonna Be Like, “One Day A Man Ran Up To Me,
I Did Not Know This Man, He Smashed My Treat Into My Eyes.
And He Pointed And Said, 'You Fuckin Remember Me Forever.'
” But I Did Not Say Fuckin, I Did Not Say That.
He Added Fuckin To Make The Story More Intense And Interesting.
He Deserves To Have Ice Cream Smashed In His Face, Cause He's A Lying 50 Year Old Man.
I Did NOT Say Fuckin.