I Pulled My Kerchief Out Of My Pocket
Wiped My Nose And Said Hello
I Bought A Tambourine At The Millennium Dome
It Jangled 2000 Times In A Row
I Caught A Cold When I Was Way Down South
Standing Out In The Heat
Now My Eyes Are All Itchy
And I Can't Tell Which Way To Walk Down The Street
I'm Stumbling Through The Crosswalk
And I'm Humming In The Din
And When I Get To The Other Side
I'm Gonna Jangle My Tambourine Again
I Fished My Microphone Out Of Regent's Canal
Heading From Little Venice To Greenwich
Dirty Boy Said Let's Make In Love In The Water
I Said, No Thanks, Pal.
Went On Dictating In My Mic
I Got No Time For A Dip Cause I'm Heading For My Ship
I'm Going Down To The Tunnel
Down To The Leaky Leaky Tunnel