Last Time I Couldn't Make You Come

Last Time You Didn't Fake Me Out

Last Time I Got A Little Bit Wasted

But This Time I Don't Think You'll Mind

'Cause I'm Funny:

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A Jew, A Black, A Paddy, And A Queer

Were Riding In A Seaplane Before It Disappeared

Who Goes To Hell And Who Goes Surfing?

Who's Gonna Be A Meal For The Urchins Now?

It's Going Down

It's Going Down

It's Going Down

It's Going Down.

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Last Time I Had Dinner With The Racists

Last Time I Just Fell Asleep

Last Time I Got A Little Bit Wasted

And Dreamed Of A Plane Crashing Into The Sea.

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Well, If I Go Down In A Plane, I'll Go To Hell

But I'll Leave All My Shit To My Friends In A Will

You Can Have My Crown Vic And You Can Have My Debt

You Can Have My Weakness And My Regret

Sweetheart Take Your Dumptruck Memories And

Bury Them In The Cold, Cold Ground

I've Come Back For Some Dead Man's Loving

You'll Need To Come, I'll Need To Throttle Down

It's Going Down

It's Going Down

It's Going Down

It's Going Down.

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Last Time I Couldn't Make You Come

Last Time You Didn't Fake Me Out

Last Time I Got A Little Bit Wasted

But This Time I Don't Think You'll Mind

'Cause I'm Funny

Yeah, I'm Funny

Yeah, I'm Funny

Yeah, I'm Funny.

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Last Time I Ate Dinner With The Racists

Last Time I Just Fell Asleep

Last Time I Got A Little Bit Wasted

And Dreamed Of A Plane Crashing Into The Sea

Last Time I Couldn't Make You Come

Last Time You Didn't Fake Me Out

Last Time I Got A Little Bit Wasted

But This Time I Don't Think You'll Mind.

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Salesmen And Racists And Football Stars

All Hanging Out At The Hotel Bar

Telling Those Jokes, Clearing Their Throats

Drinking Their Dinner And Smoking My Dope

Well, I Will Smile And I'll Backslap

Laugh At Those Jokes A