If They Gave Olympic Medals

For Rocking All Night Long

I Would Have Won Em All Till I Turned Pro

I Had Years Of Dedication

And A Natural Inclination

And A Childhood Game I Just Could Not Outgrow



I Want To Be The Last Man Standing

People Crashing On The Sofas And Passed Out On The Floor

But The Last Man Standing

Was Saying Bring On A Little Bit More



When You Stop And Think About It

Life Is Still Just High School

You Make The Same Mistakes You Did When You Were Young

Contending For The Ladies' Favors

Tasting Every Single Flavor

While Hopelessly Trying Not To Scald Your Tongue



I Wanna Be The Last Man Standing

People Crashing On The Sofas And Passed Out On The Floor

But The Last Man Standing

Was Saying Bring On A Little Bit More



I Might As Well Admit It

There's Been A Time Or Two

When I Contemplated Retiring For A While

But A Hundred Years From Now

They'll Still Be Asking How

As They Gaze Upon My Taxidermic Smile



Want To Be The Last Man Standing

Got The Devil At The Crossroads, Wolf At The Door

But The Last Man Standing

Is Singing Bring On A Little Bit More



They're Gonna See The Last Man Standing

Still Got A Fun Ticket In My Hand

Gonna Be The Last Man Standing

Taking Off Before I Land