[Intro: Jay-Z (Kanye)]

[laughing]

Yo F**k You, Kanye, First And Foremost

For Making Me Do This Shit. Muh'f**ker

Had To Throw Everybody Out The Motherf**king Room

'Cause They Don't F**king..



(I'd Like To Propose A Toast)

(I Said Toast Motherf**ker)



[Chorus: Kanye]

And I Am

And They Ask Me, They Ask Me, They Ask Me, I Tell Them

Raise Your Glasses, Your Glasses, Your Glasses To The Sky

This Is The Last Call For Alcohol, For The..

So Get Your Ass Up Off The Wall



[Verse 1]

The All Around The World Digital Underground, Pac

The Rudloph The Red Nosed Reindeer Of The Roc

I Take My Chain, My 15 Seconds Of Fame

And Come Back Next Year With The Whole F**king Game

Ain't Nobody Expect Kanye To End Up On Top

They Expected That College Dropout To Drop And Then Flop

Then Maybe He Stop Savin' All The Good Beats For Himself

Rocafella's Only Niggaz That Help

My Money Was Thinner Than Sean Paul's Goatee Hair

Now Jean Paul Gaultier Cologne Fill The Air, Here

They Say He Bourgie, He Big-headed

Won't You Please Stop Talking About How My Dick Head Is

Flow Infectious, Give Me 10 Seconds

I'll Have A Buzz Bigger Than Insects In Texas

It's Funny How Wasn't Nobody Interested

'Til The Night I Almost Killed Myself In Lexus



[Chorus]



[Verse 2]

Now Was Kanye The Most Overlooked? Yes Sir

Now Is Kanye The Most Overbooked? Yes Sir

Though The Fans Want The Feeling Of A Tribe Called Quest

But All They Got Left Is This Guy Called West

Better Take Freeway, Throw Him On Tracks With Mos Def

Call Him Kwa-lI Or Kwe-li, I Put Him On Songs With Jay-Z

I'm The Gap Like Banana Republic And Old Navy, And Oooh

It Come Out Sweeter Than Old Sadie

Nice As Bun-B When I Met Him At The Source Awards

Girl He Had With Him - Ass Coulda Won The Horse Awards

And I Was Almost Famous, Now Everybody Loves Kanye

I'm Almost Raymond'

Some Say He Arrogant. Can Y'all Blame Him?

It Was Straight