I.B. - Interview Bitch



B.S. - When I'm Not Sure Who's Talking, Or Dres And Lawnge Both Are



M.L. - Mista Lawnge



Dres - Who Else?



(Yo-Yo: "Don't Try To Play Me Out, Don't Try To Play Me Out.")



I.B. - Hello. We Are The Hosts Of L.A.S.M. Association, Ladies Against



Sexist Motherfuckers. And Today Our Guests Are Black Sheep. You Both



Are From New York Right?



B.S. - Ah. That's True. New York. That's True. Yo.



I.B. - You Supposedly Met In North Carolina?



B.S. - Yea, Yea, Yea. North Carolina. Yea. Uh Huh. Yea, Yea.



I.B. - So What's The Difference Between The Lifestyles You Lead In New



York And North Carolina?



B.S. - Trees And Building. Trees And Buildings.



Dres - Basically, Look, There Was Tractors, Rakes, And Hoes Down



There. Up Here We Just Got The Hoes. You Know What I'm Saying.



B.S. - Tractors And Rakes.



I.B. - Dres, You Seem To Have A Conceited Personality. Do You?



Dres - Next Question Please.



I.B. - Ah. Wow. In Your Album You Disrespect Women By Calling Us Hoes.



Why Is That?



Dres - Listen, Listen, Listen. Honey, Ho Is Merely Short For Honey.



Dig? Hoe Is Short For Honey. We Just Got Lazy And Dropped The -ney.



B.S. - Right. Like When You Drop To You Knees. Right, Right.



I.B. - Wait A Minute. Do You Call You Mother, Or Sister, Or Your



Grandmother A Ho? (Go Ahead Girl)



M.L. - Basically I Do. They Half Hoes. You Know What I'm Saying.



That's My Point.



I.B. - Mista Lawnge, What Do You Mean By This Nine Point Five Thing?



M.L. - Could We Talk About That Some Other Time.



I.B. - But The People Want To Know.



M.L. - Not Right Now.



I.B. - But, But.



M.L. - Look, I Said Later Man.



I.B. - I Can Dig It.



M.L. - I'll Bet She Can... Ho Knows All Of My Business.



I.B. - Ho