The Emperor Makes His Rounds, Master Of All Cats

Fat In The Midwest, Emperor Rolls His Little Balls -- Catland

Says Hi To His Pal Walter, For All That Smoking In The Backyard

The Neighbors Do Not Understand, He's An Aberration

Even Makes A Funny Noise

He Plays Great Hunter With A Ball-point Pen

When The Cat's Away, Ah, It's A Regular Rat Day

When The Rat's Away, Ah, King Cat, King Cat Can Play Day

I Jump Around With My Wang In The Wind

It Flops Around, You Admired It

I Am Your Neighbor Now

You Can't Stop Me Now

In Exchange??, I Will Even Run A Mm Mm Mm??

If Not, Then All I Want Is Something Else

You Will Ask Them For Me

In Exchange, I'll Piss On Everything You Value

I Am The Emperor Of Cats

I Do What I Want Now, Cats

I Do What I Want Now, Cats

I Shit Outside If I Want To

All A Part Of My, Ow, Kitty Empire