Kid Rock That's Right You Know I'm Back Ho

From The Dead Where I Had To Lay Low

Seems Strange But I Ain't Changed Nothing

Pot Smokin' Beer Drinkin' Mother Fucker That's Me

In The Flesh And I Guess I'm The Best

In The Muther Fuckin Midwest Cuz There's No Contest

For The Pimp In The Pimp Of The Nation

So Fuck College And A Good Education

All We Need To Learn Is How To Hold Hands

Then We Could Live In Peace In My Homeland

God Damn The Way My Pain Swells

I Spend All My Time Killin' Brain Cells

The Light Shed On Me Was A Dim Gleam

So I Live Life In A Bottle Of Jim Beam

Droppin' Dots Or Sniffin' That Blow Black,

I Go To Sleep At Night Watchin' Kojak

Fuck Hoes Cuz I'm No Big Fag

Roll With Zig Zags Like To Read Skin Mags

When I Shoot I Never Miss

And If I Played The Bass I'd Probably Pluck It Like This...

People Wanna Know What I'm Thinkin' But I Don't Care

So I Keep My Thoughts In A Bottle Of Cuervo

Just A Wild Young Buck

Got Banned From The Shelter But I Really Don't Give A Fuck

Cuz I Still Be Clownin' Suckers Be Frownin'

Forties Of Busch I Be Poundin'

I Ain't Dead In The Head Like Manson

I'm More Laid Back Than Muther Fuckin' Ted Danson

Hanson Brother Style When I'm Rumblin'

Couple Of Shots Of Don Q And I Be Stumblin'

Fumblin' Footballs Hangin' In The Pool Halls

Out Late Night With My Crew Stealin' U-hauls

I'm Not Into Havin' Clean Fun

I Step Into The Party Strapped With A Machine Gun

But I'm No Gangster Like Gotti

"I'm Just An M.C. To Put The Boogie In The Party"

Back In Black Plus A New Track

And I Won't Quit Till Your Ears Blow From Feedback

When I Shoot I Never Miss

And If I Played The Guitar I'd Probably Strum It Like This...

So Give It Up Bitch Cuz I'm The Kid Rock

And Today I Know You Don't Wanna Get Shot

You Look Gay You're Too Cliche

So Fuck All