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1st Verse I'm Just An Old Truth Teller I'm Your Candid Friend I'm Not Some Daydream Seller I Do Not Pretend / I've A Sense Of Survival And Screwing My Rivals That's Labeled Me Crass And Uncouth But I Can't Help It I Just Tell The Truth He Can't Help It, He Just Tells The Truth / 2nd Verse I'm Just An Old Truth Teller Brutally Direct I See It Eye For Eye I'm Rarely Incorrect Why Call Me A Sharp Trader A Corporate Raider I'm A Role Model For Today's Youth It's So Simple, I Just Tell The Truth He Can't Help It, He Just Tells The Truth / Bridge Why Was I Born To Be Right All The Time In Deal After Deal After Deal Foiling Those Sharks That Are Circling My Penthouse Hoping To Make Me A Meal / 3rd Verse No Good Deed Goes Unpunished Nothing Goes As Planned My Ingrate Family Left Me I Don't Understand / Where's Your Wife? In Alaska Any Sons? In Nebraska And My Daughter Milks Cows In Duluth / I Can't Help It, I Just Tell The Truth / Ohh He Can't Help It, He Just Sells It He Can't Help It, He Just Tells It / I Can't Help It, I Just Tell The Truth