(spoken) "Hi Jack, I Don't Know Why You're Calling Here Bothering Rick And I Here This Morning. Umm, Obviously You Have Your Crack Whore With You. My Cell Phone Went Dead That's Why I Couldn't, Didn't Continue To Speak. Anyway, It Would Be A Great Favor For Me... If You Would Please Sign The Divorce Papers, Okay? You Live Your Life In A Drug Infested World With Crack Whores, And That's Just How You're Going To Be. And, By The Way, We Had A Great Time In This Bed Last Night. Bye"

Don't Listen To The Radio
Don't Watch Tv
Don't Hang Around The House All Day
Doing The G
Go Down To The Pub
Play Pool All Day
Put Money In The Record Machine
And Let The Jukebox Play

Let The Jukebox Play
Let The Jukebox Play
Let The Jukebox Play
Let The Jukebox Play
Let The Jukebox Play
Let The Jukebox Play
Let The Jukebox Play
Let The Jukebox Play

I Useta Be A Rich Man, But Not Anymore
Spent Every Penny I Made On A High Class Whore
If I Do It All Over, Won't Throw It Away
Spend Every Penny I Make, At The Whiskey Cafe

Let The Jukebox Play
Let The Jukebox Play
Let The Jukebox Play
Let The Jukebox Play
Let The Jukebox Play
Let The Jukebox Play
Let The Jukebox Play
Let The Jukebox Play

I Said, Lord, Lord, Lord, Let The Jukebox Play
Lord, Lord, Lord, Let The Jukebox Play
Lord, Lord, Lord, Let The Jukebox Play
Lord, Lord, Lord, Let The Jukebox Play

Let The Jukebox Play
Let The Jukebox Play
Let The Jukebox Play
Let The Jukebox Play
Let The Jukebox Play
Let The Jukebox Play
Let The Jukebox Play
Let The Jukebox Play

I Said, Lord, Lord, Lord, Let The Jukebox Play
Lord, Lord, Lord, Let The Jukebox Play
Lord, Lord, Lord, Let The Jukebox Play
Lord, Lord, Lord, Let The Jukebox Play