Waitress, More Wine


We Celebrate, The Life And Times Of Johnny Make Believe


He Was The Greatest Liar, Of All Mankind


The Biggest Drunk, You Ever Saw Alive


He Was A Devil, Undisguised


He Will Be Sorely Missed Tonight


And The Next Day, Will Never Be The Same


Without The Beautyful Johnny Make Believe


So Let’s Get High, Laugh Till We Cry


Always Remember, His Last Words:


“farewell Cruel World, All You Pretty Girls,


Don’t Send Me Flowers, Hold Me In Your Dreams”


And Then The Spirit In The Bottle


Took Our Johnny For A Ride


Come On Waitress, Pour Us More Wine


To Drown Our Grief, For Johnny Make Believe


He Tattooed My Heart, Branded My Soul


He Said: “Go For True Love, Not For Fool’s Gold


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