I Would Like To Call Myself Gifted

But For Me They Use A Completely Different Word

Bright, Intelligent, Studious, Or Learned?

Oh No! They Call Me Nerd



In Vain I Wish I Could Make Fun Of Their White Hats

Bullroar! I Know, That Would Be Absurd

So I'm Just Stuck With Getting Shoved In Lockers

Oh No! Here They Come After The Nerd



Oh I Wish I Were A Jock

Cuz Then I'd Get All The Girls

Oh I Wish I Were A Jock

Cuz Then I'd Be The King Of The World



Getting Stomped On Leaves Quite An Impression

I Always Leave Shaken, Feeling Like A Tird

In My Periforal Vision A Troop Of Bouncing White Hats

Oh No! Here They Come After The Nerd



Now Limping Down The Hall Past All The Girls

I Hear Them Snickering, But To Me Not A Word

I See Them Giggling And Pointing At Me

Cuz I'm The Nerd