Well, I'm A Jitterbug Boy, By The Shoe-shine
Resting On My Laurels And My Hardys Too
Life Of Riley On A Swing Shift, Gears Follow My Drift
Once Upon A Time I Was In Show-biz Too
I Seen The Brooklyn Dodgers Playing At Ebbets Field
Seen The Kentucky Derby Too
It's Fast Women, Slow Horses, Unreliable Sources,
And I'm Holding Up The Lamp-post If You Want To Know
I've Seen The Wabash Cannonball, Buddy, I've Done It All
'Cause I Slept With The Lions And Marilyn Monroe,
Had Breakfast In The Eye Of A Hurricane
Fought Rocky Marciano, Played Minnesota Fats,
Burned Hundred-dollar Bills, I've Eaten Mulligan Stew
Got Drunk With Louis Armstrong, What's That Old Song?
I Taught Mickey Mantle Everything That He Knows
So You Ask Me What I'm Doing Here Holding Up The Lamp-post,
Flipping This Quarter, Trying To Make Up My Mind
And If It's Heads I Go To Tennessee, And Tails I Buy A Drink,
If It Lands On The Edge I Keep Talking To You
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