Written By Toad The Wet Sprocket



Been Two Weeks Now

Kitchen Stinks Now

Finally Got The Guts To Saunter In

And Don A Pair Of Gloves



And The Janitor Sleeping In A Drum

Janitor I've Become



Bubbles Bristles

Thorns And Thistles

Liquid Sticks To Things

That Never Should Be Seen By Anyone



Like The Janitor Sleeping In A Drum

Janitor I've Become



And It Amazes Me How Easily Things Go Away

A Chemical For Every Need

And Someone Else's Problem When I Leave



Is The Janitor Sleeping In A Drum

Janitor You'll Become

You'll Become.