P Hello Hello May I Speak To The E?



E This Is Me... Is This The Doctor M.D.?



Yo P It's Kinda Early Who's There Laverner And Shirley?



Is It Kate And Allie Or Some Other Girlie?



Well Anyway Yo P You Know I'm Lazy



Callin Me This Time Of Hour You Must Be Crazy



P Excuse Me But I'm Sorry E Double



It's A Terrible Situation And It Might Cause Trouble



Throw On Your Coat Jump In Your Benz And Come Over



E Why P?



P - Yo, I Think Jane Is On My Sofa



E - What?



P - Last Night I Was All Alone



Cold Watch The Boob Tube, Because My Fuse Was Blown



Picked Up The Bat Phone, To Drop A Line To You



Maybe 10:15, Or Maybe 10:22



E - Where Was I?



P - I Don't Know, You Wasn't There



Threw On The Link Rolex Watch And Fresh Gear



I Grabbed My Key, Along With The Cash Flow



Shifted Out The Door To The Local Disco



E - Where'd You Go, Not To That Ran Down Pub



P - Hell No... I Was Coolin At A Club



It Was Spanish Night, So I Was Drinkin Molta



Threw On A Little Tango, Plus A Little Salsa



Seen A Fly Girl, Standin Next To Me



So I Slid Over To Her Very Non-chalantly



She Was DEF, Body Perfectly Fit



She Was Packin, A 300-E With The Kit



I Said, "Kitten, How Ya Doin Miss?"



I Said, "Hello My Name Is Parrish"



E - "Hi, My Name Is Cris"



P - "Can I Buy You A Drink?"



E - "Yes"



P - "What Will It Be?"



E - "A Martini And Rossi, Asi Spumante.



By The Way Is That Your Caadillac Allante



Parked Outside Right Next To My Monte



Car? You Can Call It, My Ex-husband Bought It."



P - Put My Ego Up Here And Said It's Time To Go For It



"This Place Is A Drag, Grab Your Coat And Bag.



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