I Rolled My Eyes, Burst Into Tears

And How Appropriate Can You Get?

The Details Emerged, The Anger Surged

I Got To Say I Wish We Never Met

Hey, A Party Cruise On The River Styx

And I Suppose It's Just As Well

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, Whoa-oh, It's So You

A Concorde Ride, Right To The Pearly Gates

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, Whoa-oh, It's So You

You Mom Was Mad At All Your Friends

And Vice-versa. It Wasn't Cool.

I Couldn't Read Your Eulogy

I Told Your Dad We Kind Of Had An Office Pool

Hey, A Party Cruise On The River Styx

And I Suppose It's The Way To Go

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, Whoa-oh, It's So You

A Concorde Ride, Right To The Pearly Gates

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, Whoa-oh, It's So You

We Threw You A Big Irish Wake

I Know That You're Bolivian, But

You Always Were The Biggest Fake

We Chose The Path Of Least Resistance

And Most Fun…and Most Fun…and Most Fun

Let The Record Show That I Will Fight Your Legend At Every Turn

All The Stories That Were Never True And The Rep That You Didn't Earn

I Will Do Everything In My Power To Make Sure That This Little Stunt Of Yours

Gets You Absolutely Nowhere

But I Guess I'm Really Talking To Myself Here