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Oh Lord It's Hard To Be Humble

When You're Perfect

In Every Way.

I Can't Wait

To Look In The Mirror.

'Cause I Get Better

Looking Each Day.

To Know Me Is To Love Me.

I Must Be A Hell Of A Man.

Oh Lord It's Hard To Be Humble,

But I'm Doing

The Best That I Can.



I Used To

Have A Girlfriend,

But I Guess

She Just Couldn't Compete,

With All Of These

Love-starved Women,

Who Keep Clowering

At My Feet.

Oh I Probably Could

Find Me Another,

But I Guess They're All In Awe Of Me.

Who Cares?

I Never Get Lonsome.

'Cause I Treasure My Own Company.



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I Guess You Could Say

I'm A Loner.

A Cowboy Out

Lone, Tough, And Proud.

I Could Have Lots Of Friends

If I Wanted.

But Then I Wouldn't

Stand Out From The Crowd.

Some Folks Say That

I'm Egotistical.

Hell I Don't Even Know

What That Means.

I Guess It Has Something To Do

With The Way That I

Fill Out My Skin

Tight With Jeans.



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I'm Dooing The Best That I Caaaaan.