Took A Shower This Morning

There Was Hot Water Left!

I Think It's Gonna Be A Great Day



There Was Brand New Bar Of Soap In There

Not Just A Little Chicklet

I Think It's Gonna Be A Great Day



My Kid Got Suspended...

Not Arrested!

I Think It's Gonna Be A Great Day



Ran Out Of Toilet Paper

But There's Plenty Of Coffee Filters

I Think It's Gonna Be A Great Day



My Rent Is Late

But My Wife Isn't!

I Think It's Gonna Be A Great Day



My Wife's A Schizophrenic

I Finally Had A Threesome!!

I Think It's Gonna Be A Great Day



Went To The Supermarket

The Person In Front Of Me Had American Money

I Think It's Gonna Be A Great Day



I Was In The Frozen Food Isle

There Was A Woman In There With No Bra On

I Think It's Gonna Be A Great Day



Had To Call A Plumber...

His Shirt Was All Tucked In In The Back!

I Think It's Gonna Be A Great Day



Saw An Athlete Talking On Television

I Understood Him!!

I Think It's Gonna Be A Great Day



My Car Was Stolen

Ha! Ha! Has No Brakes!

I Think It's Gonna Be A Great Day



My Wife's Not Talking To Me

Waaa-waaa-waaa

I Think It's Gonna Be A Great Day!!