I Stayed In Bed Late Today

Because The Room Was Spinning

I Think It's Gonna Be A Bad Day



My Alarm Went Off On Time

But It Was The Smoke Alarm

I Think It's Gonna Be A Bad Day



Poured A Bowl Of Chunky Granola

The Milk Was Chunkier

I Think It's Gonna Be A Bad Day



My Boss Said I'm Doing A Great Job

And He Hates To Let Me Go!

I Think It's Gonna Be A Bad Day



My Wife Said "I Love You Bill!"

My Name Is John!!!

I Think It's Gonna Be A Bad Day



Found A 4-leaf Clover

Growing On My Shower Floor

I Think It's Gonna Be A Bad Day



I'm Gonna Be A Dad...

According To The Lawsuits

I Think It's Gonna Be A Bad Day



Talked To A Sexy Girl Today

For $4.95 A Minute

I Think It's Gonna Be A Bad Day



My Son Finally Got His Own Place

He's In Prison

I Think It's Gonna Be A Bad Day



My Daughter Started An E-business

She's Got A Camera In Her Bedroom!

I Think It's Gonna Be A Bad Day



My Doctor Gave Me The Thumbs Up

It Was Extremely Painful!!

I Think It's Gonna Be A Bad Day



My Wife Likes To Dress Sexy

So I Hear

I Think It's Gonna Be A Bad Day



My Secretary Has A Crush On Me

His Name Is Steve!!!

I Think It's Gonna Be A Bad Day