I've Got A Rabbit, It Likes To Hop
I've Got A Girl And She Likes To Shop
The Other Foot Looks Like It Won't Drop
I Had An Uncle And He Got Shot

Is This Greeting The Type That's Meant For Me?
Are You Part Of This ???

This Ringing In My Ears Won't Stop
I've Got A Red Japanese Tea-pot
I've Got A Pen But I Lost The Top
I've Got So Many Things You Haven't Got

This Fellow's Craft Is Just Not For Sharing
He's Not An Intimate Secretary!

I've Got A Rabbit It Likes To Hop
I've Got A Girl And She Likes To Shop
The Other Foot Looks Like It Won't Drop
I Had An Uncle But He Got Shot

Then On Rubble Of ???? Malarchy
Down With Luck We'll See Ecclesiarchy
Our Fellow's Craft Is Just Not For Sharing
He's Not An Intimate Secretary!

The Ex-? Inspector Inquisitor
The Demockery ??? Streets Master
Are You Part Of This Kakistocracy?
Is This Greeting The Type That's Meant For Me?