What A Good Boy I've Been, A Humanitarian

Done What's Right In My Own Eye

With Just A Little Compromise



Every Good Boy Does Fine

Does His Best For All Mankind

Appearance Of Integrity

Keep Him Barking Up That Tree



In This Life I've Accumulated Knowledge & Reason

In This Life I've Put Up A Good Fight But Never Won



Good Boys Always Finish Last

Just A Relic Of The Past

Might As Well Just Pack My Bags

'Cause It's All Just Filthy Rags



In This Life I've Realized Who's In My Reflection