Well I'm Finding It Harder
To Be A Gentleman Every Day
All The Manners That I've Been Taught
Have Slowly Died Away
But If I Held The Door Open For You
It Would Make Your Day

You Think That I Care
About Me And Only Me
When Every Single Girl Needs Help
Climbing Up A Tree
Well I Know It Don't Take Much
To Satisfy Me

Maybe It's Whatever's In My Mind
That's Distracting Me
But If I Could Find Emotion
To Stimulate Devotion
Well Then You'd See

Well I'm Finding It Hard To Say
That I Need You Twenty Times A Day
I Feel Comfortable So Baby Why
Don't You Feel The Same?
Have A Doctor Come And Visit Us
And Tell Us Which One Is Sane

Well I Never Said I Wouldn't
Throw My Jacket In The Mud For You
But My Father Gave It To Me So
Maybe I Should Carry You
Then You Said
"You Almost Dropped Me"
So Then I Did
And I Got Mud On My Shoes