If I Were A Fish And You Caught Me
You′d Say "Look At That Fish"
Shimmering In The SunSuch A Rare One
Can't Believe That You Caught One
If I Were A Fish And You Caught Me
You′d Say Look At That Fish
Heaviest In The Sea
You'd Win First Prize
If You Caught Me

Why's Everybody On The Internet So Mean?
Why′s Everybody So Afraid Of What They′ve Never Seen?
If I Was Scrolling Through And I Saw Me
Flopping Around And Singing My Song
I'd Say "Damn, They′re Cute" And Sing Along

If I Were A Rock You Would Pick Me Up
And Say That's A Nice Rock
Skippiest On The Lake
Plop, Plop, Plop
I′m The Perfect Shape
And If I Were A Sock You Would Put Me On
And Say "That's A Nice Sock"
Happiest As A Pair
I Found You Now I′m Not Scared

Why's Everybody On The Internet So Mean?
Why's Everybody So Afraid Of What They′ve Never Seen?
If I Was Scrolling Through And I Saw Me
Flopping Around And Singing My Song
I′d Say "Damn, They're Cute" And Sing Along

How Lucky Are We?
Of All The Fish In The Sea?
You Get To Be You
And I Get To Be Me
Just Let ′em Be Mean
We're As Free As Can Be
To Be The You-est Of You
And The Me-ist Of Me

If I Were A Fish
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If I Were A Fish
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If I Were A Fish
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If I Were A Fish
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