If I Wasn't Shy

If I Wasn't Shy



I'd Burn All The Uniforms

I'd Burn All The "Ask Me" Buttons

I'd Burn All The Intercoms

I'd Burn All The Time Clock Cards



If I Wasn't Shy

If I Wasn't Shy



I'd Steal Somebody's Cadillac

I'd Steal Anything I Lack

I'd Steal All The Microphones

From All The Masters Of Ceremony



If I Wasn't Shy

If I Wasn't Shy



I'd Ask You, If You Don't Mind,

To Kiss You A Hundred Times



If I Wasn't Shy

If I Wasn't Shy