I Could Wile Away The Hours
Conferrin' With The Flowers
Consultin' With The Rain
And My Head I'd Be Scratchin'
While My Thoughts Were Busy Hatchin'
If I Only Had A Brain

I'd Unravel Every Riddle
For Any Individ'le
In Trouble Or In Pain

With The Thoughts I'd Be Thinkin'
I Could Be Another Lincoln
If I Only Had A Brain

Oh, I Could Tell You Why
The Ocean's Near The Shore
I Could Think Of Things I Never Thunk Before
And Then I'd Sit And Think Some More

I Would Not Be Just A Nothin
My Head All Full Of Stuffin'
My Heart All Full Of Pain
Perhaps I Deserve You
And Be Even Worthy Erve You
If I Only Had A Brain

I Could Wile Away The Hours
Conferrin' With The Flowers
Consultin' With The Rain
And My Head I'd Be Scratchin'
While My Thoughts Were Busy Hatchin'
If I Only
If I Only Had A Brain