Well, I've Got A Steady Job That Pays Enough
A Pretty Good Car That Don't Break Down Much
I've Got A Two-tone Hound Dog Wagging His Tail
Ed McMahon Promising A Million In The Mail
Ought To Be Enough To See Me Through
But It Don't Mean Nothing
If I Ain't Got You

I've Got Every Eight Track That Elvis Ever Made
Crank It Up Loud And Dance The Night Away
I've Got Chardonnay Chillin' In The Frigidaire
A Dozen Ways Of Telling You How I Care
Just Out The Window There's A Lover's Moon
But It Don't Mean Nothing
If I Ain't Got You

If I Ain't Got You
Baby, It's All In Vain
If I Ain't Got You
Oh, It's Like A Honeymoon Without Champagne
A Shiny Set Of Rails Without A Train

Well, I've Got A Little Dream About The Rest Of My Life
Find A Good Man And Be The Perfect Wife
Start A Little Family And Watch It Grow
Visit On Sundays After We Get Old
Make Enough Love To Last A Whole Life Through
But It Don't Mean Nothing
If I Ain't Got You

If I Ain't Got You
Baby, It's All In Vain
If I Ain't Got You
Oh, It's Like A Honeymoon Without Champagne
A Shiny Set Of Wheels Without A Train

I've Got A Doublewide Heart With Room For Two
But It Don't Mean Nothing
If I Ain't Got You
No It Don't Mean Nothing
If I Ain't Got You