I Should Be Standing At The Bar

Waving A Ten Pound Note Around

But I Sit Here On The Sofa At My Girl?s House

I Should Be Chatting Shit As I?m Nubbing Out Another Snout

But I?ll Roach A Spliff Watching The TV For Now



I Should Be Watching The Fruit Machines

For Which One Will Pay Out

But I Sit On The Sofa At My Girls

Any How



I Should Be Legging It From A Cab

Like A Mad Little Lout

But I?ll Roach A Spliff Watching The TV

Throughout



I Know I Never Tell Her

But Every Single Day Man

I?m Always Thinking Loads About Her

She?s The Best Thing That Ever Happened To Me

And I Don?t Know What I?d Do Without Her



I Should Actually Go Out And About

Flip Some Beer Mats

Instead Of Sitting Her At My Girls Gaff

Because All I Seem To Do Is Sit In This Habitat

Just Roaching A Spliff, Watching The TV And That



And The TV At My House Is A Bit Broken On The Back

So I Use My Girls TV To Watch The Match

Yeah, I Might Head Out Later

To Get Off This Beaten Track

Of Watching The TV, Roaching Up

I?m The Same Old Man



I Know I Never Tell Her

But Every Single Day Man

I?m Always Thinking Loads About Her

She?s The Best Thing That Ever Happened To Me

And I Don?t Know What I?d Do Without Her



But On Second Thought

So Why Don?t You Shots

No, I Think I?ll Sit On The Sofa

And Eat My TV Meal

I Would Actually Much Prefer To Just Sit Here And Chill

Roaching A Spliff, Watching East Enders Or The Bill

Because Basically I Love Her

And I Love Being Here Still

And I Love Sitting On The Sofa

With My Girl

For Real

I Don?t Want To Knock My Mates

But There It?s The Same Old Drill

Roaching A Spliff And Watching The TV Is My Will



I Know I Never Tell Her

But Every Single Day Man

I?m Always Thinking Loads About Her

She?s The Best Thing That Ever Happened To Me

And I Don?t Know What I?d Do Without Her



No F**k That

I Might Ask My Mates Where They?ll