I Really Want A Dog
And A Wife Who Loves
To Talk About The Day She HadI Want A House That′s On A Street, That's On A Hill
In A Community With Other People Just Like Me
I Want A Kid That Plays Guitar
And He′d Be A Prodigy At The Age Of 3
But He'll Just Give Me Lessons When He's 6
I Want My Dog To F**king Talk
And Tell Me That She′s Very Very Proud Of Me
And That I′ve Worked Very Very Hard

No I Just Want A Dog
I Just Want A Dog
I Just Want A Dog' Dog′ Dog
No I Just Want A Dog
I Just Want A Dog
I Just Want A Dog' A Dog, Dog

And I Want My Dog To Be In Films
My Son Would Also Star In Them
And I Would Just Direct, And I′d Produce
My Wife Would Have A Lot To Do
Like Talk To Record Label A&R's
Because She Would Be A Famous Singer Too
I Forgot To Mention That My Films Would Be Great
You′d Be Amazed And Also Touched Inside
Like The Blindside Starring Sandra Bullock
I Came Here For The Dream
And I Will Not Leave Without It

No Frank, You Just Want A Dog
You Just Want A Dog
You Just Want A Dog
You Just Want A Dog
No, I Thought You Want A Dog
All You Want Is A Dog
All You Want Is A Dog, Dog' Dog

And I Want Nothing But The Best
Better Than Anyone Has Had Yet
The Wife, The Kid And The Dog
I Want My Kid To Change The World
And My Wife To Cure Disease
I Want My Dog To F**king Talk
And Not Only Just To Me
I Want The Life I've Never Had
And I Want Only Just To Laugh
And I Want Stimulation Every Second And A Half
I Want The World To F**king See That I Am Someone To Respect
Even When I′m Lying Cold, Cross-armed In A Chest

You Know I Really Want A Dog
And A Wife Who Loves
To Talk About The Day That She Had
I Want A House That′s On A Street, That's On A Hill
In A Community With Other People Just Like Me
I Want The Life I′ve Never Had
I Want Only Just To Laugh
And I Want Stimulation Every Second And A Half
I Want The World To F**king See That I Am Someone To Respect
Even When I'm Lying Cold, Cross-armed In A Chest

No I Just Want A Dog, Dog, Dog
I Just Want A Dog, Dog, Dog
I Just Want A Dog, Dog, Dog
I Just Want A Dog, A Dog