(Indescipherable Foreign Accent)
Is Everybody Ready?
Hans? Johann? Heidi?
Let's Go, Everybody.


I'm Sorry I'm A Girl,
And Not A Man.
Then I Could Come All The Time,
In The Palm Of My Precious Little Hand.

Get Drunk In The Bars,
And Act Like A Klutz.
It Really Wouldn't Matter.
I'd Be Too Stupid To Be Nuts.


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I Wanna Be A Man
So I Can Stink.
A Big, Tough Guy.
I'm Sick Of Pink.

And If I Was A Man,
I Could Tell Lots Of Lies
About All The Girls I've Fucked.
Just Like All Of You Guys.

I'd Be Self-sufficent.
And I Wouldn't Need Another.
But If I Got A Little Boo-boo.
I'd Go Running Back To My Mother.


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And If I Was A Man,
I'd Always Be Hot.
Wouldn't Matter What I Fucked,
Just As Long As It's Got A Twat.

I'd Just Rip Off Her Pants,
And Fuck Her, 1, 2, 3.
How Did This Stinking Cunt,
Have The Luck To Find Me.
(Ooo!)

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And If I Was A Man,
I Could Piss Anywhere.
Piss On Your Wrist, You Sonofabitch.
When You're A Man, You Don't Care.

I Could Fuck Any Time,
And Be Hard As A Rock.
Spend My Life Worrying About
The Size Of My Teeny Little Cock.


(Chorus)


And If I Was A Man,
All You Sluts Would Give Me Head.
(I'd) Get My Rocks Off,
Then I'd Kick You Out Of Bed.

Be Tackless And Boring,
With Nauseating Breath.
I'd Be A Worthless Piece Of Shit
From Birth Until Death.
(Everybody!)



(Chorus)

(Everybody Sing)

(Chorus Repeated In Background)