I'm Always A Flop At A Top-notch Affair,

But I've Still Got My Health, So What Do I Care?

My Best Ring, Alas, Is A Glass Solitaire,

But I Still Got My Health, So What Do I Care?



By Fashion And Foppery, I'm Never Discussed.

Attending The Opry, My Box Would Be A Bust.

I Never Shall Have That Park Avenue Aire,

But I'm In Such Health, Why Should I Care?



The Hip That I Shake Doesn't Make People Stare,

But I Got Such Health, What Do I Care?

The Sight Of My Props Never Stops A Thoroughfare,

But I Still Got My Health, So What Do I Care?



Your Face Is Your Fortune, So Some Wise Men Spoke.

My Face Is My Fortune, That's Why I'm Totally Broke.

My Ship Ain't Come In, But I Grin While I Bear,

'cause I Got My Vitamins:

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H

I Still Have My.

Got No Diamonds, Got No Wealth.

I Got No Men, But I Got My Health.