Just Like The Inside Of Any Big Shop,

People Were Everywhere,

Suddenly Business Was Brought To A Stop

When A Terrible Yell Hit The Air...



[chorus]

I've Lost My Mummy, A-ha-ha-haaaa,

I've Lost My Mummy.

[deep, Indrawn Sob]

I've Lost My Mummy, A-ha-ha-haaaa,

I've Lost My Mummy!

Ub, Ub Hup Ub Hup Hup Ub Hup Hup Ub.



People All Gathered To Look At The Lad,

Patted Him On The Head.

[Woman] Where Was Your Mummy, When You Saw Her Last?

Turning To Her The Boy Said...



[repeat Chorus]



Down Came The Manager To Fix Up The Mess,

Took The Small Boy Aside,

[Manager] Come On Now Lad, Let's Have Your Name And Address,

With A Lungful Of Air He Replied...



[repeat Chorus]



Well Just Then His Mother Appeared On The Spot,

Gave Him A Hefty Whack [sound Of Smack]

[Mother] That Oughta Teach You To Go And Get Lost!

And The Little Boy's Voice Floated Back...



I've FOUND My Mummy, A-ha-ha-haaaa,

I've Found My Mummy.

[deep, Indrawn Sob]

I've Found My Mummy, A-ha-ha-haaaa,

I've Found My Mummy!

No Mummy, I Don't Wanna Go, No Mummy I Don't Wanna, No Mummy!



[applause]