(Harlan Howard/Jackson Leap)

Well My Baby's Wearin' A Permanent Smile
A Satisfied Look I Ain't Seen For Awhile
I Ain't Had No Raise, Fulfilled Any Dreams
But Somethin's Come Over My Baby It Seems

I've Got A Funny Feeling Somebody's Stealin' My Honey
Lord I Love That Child Love To See Her Smile
But These Circumstances Ain't Funny
Where Lies A Danger Is He A Stranger Or A Pal
I've Got A Funny Feeling Somebody's Stealing My Gal

If I Came Home Early Lord What Would I Find
Maybe I'd Rather Just Walk Around Blind
I Know Baby Loves Me Lord I Understand
I Know How Emotions Can Get Out Of Hand

I've Got A Funny Feeling Somebody's Stealin' My Honey
Lord I Love That Child Love To See Her Smile
But These Circumstances Ain't Funny
Where Lies A Danger Is He A Stranger Or A Pal
I've Got A Funny Feeling Somebody's Stealing My Gal

Wherever He Is Well I'm Callin' His Bluff
I'm Gonna Start Wearin' That Good Smellin' Stuff
And I'll Be The Lover That I Used To Be
Whatever She's Missin' She'll Get It From Me

I've Got A Funny Feeling Somebody's Stealin' My Honey
Lord I Love That Child Love To See Her Smile
But These Circumstances Ain't Funny
Where Lies A Danger Is He A Stranger Or A Pal
I've Got A Funny Feeling Somebody's Stealing My Gal

I've Got A Funny Feeling Somebody's Stealin' My Gal