How Glad The Many Millions
Of Toms And Dicks And Williams
Would Be
To Capture Me

But You Had Such Persistence
You Wore Down My Resistance
I Fell
And It Was Swell

You're My Big And Brave And Handsome Romeo
How I Won You I Will Never Never Know
It's Not That You're Attractive
But Oh My Heart Grew Active
When You Came Into View

I've Got A Crush On You, Sweetie Pie
All The Day And Nighttime, Hear Me Sigh
I Never Had The Least Notion
That I Could Fall With So Much Emotion
Could You Coo
Could You Care
For A Cunning Cottage We Could Share
The World Will Pardon My Mush
Cause I've Got A Crush, My Baby, On You

Could You Coo
Could You Care
For A Cunning Cottage We Could Share
The World Will Pardon My Mush
Cause I Have Got A Crush,
My Baby, On You