How Glad The Many Millions Of Timothys And Williams
Would Be To Capture Me
But You Had Such Persistence,
You Wore Down My Resistance
I Fell, And It Was Swell

You're My Big And Brave And Handsome Romeo
How I Won You, I Shall Never, Never Know

It's Not That You're Attractive
But, Oh, My Heart Grew Active
When You Came Into View

I've Got A Crush On You, Sweetie Pie
All The Day And Night-time,
Hear Me Sigh
I Never Had The Least Notion
That I Could Fall With So Much Emotion

Could You Coo?
Could You Care
For A Cunning Cottage We Could Share?
The World Will Pardon My Mush
'Cause I've Got A Crush, My Baby, On You

(instrumental Break)

Could You Coo?
Could You Care
For A Cunning Cottage We Could Share?
The World Will Pardon My Mush
'Cause I've Got A Crush, My Baby, On You

Yes, I've Got A Crush, My Baby, On You