The Lanes Were Silent
There Was Nothing, No One, Nothing Around For Miles
I Doused Our Friendly Venture
With A Hard-faced
Three-word Gesture

I Started Something
I Forced You To A Zone
And You Were Clearly
Never Meant To Go
Hair Brushed And Parted
Typical Me, Typical Me
Typical Me
I Started Something
...And Now I'm Not Too Sure


I Grabbed You By The Guilded Beams
Uh, That's What Tradition Means
And I Doused Another Venture
With A Gesture
That Was ... Absolutely Vile


I Started Something
I Forced You To A Zone
And You Were Clearly
Never Meant To Go
Hair Brushed And Parted
Typical Me, Typical Me
Typical Me
I Started Something
...And Now I'm Not Too Sure


I Grabbed You By The Guilded Beams
Uh, That's What Tradition Means
And Now Eighteen Months' Hard Labour
Seems ... Fair Enough


I Started Something
And I Forced You To A Zone
And You Were Clearly
Never Meant To Go
Hair Brushed And Parted
Typical Me, Typical Me
Typical Me
I Started Something
And Now I'm Not Too Sure


I Started Something
I Started Something
Typical Me, Typical Me
Typical Me, Typical Me
Typical Me, Typical Me
Typical Me
I Started Something
And Now I'm Not Too Sure


OK Stephen ? ...Do That Again ?