Well, Some People Like To Head To The Bars
When Life Is Hitting Just A Little Too Hard
Some People Like To Float Out And FishSome People Like To Whine And Bitch

Well, Everybody Needs A Little Head Vacation
Everybody′s Got Their Vice
I Just Picked Up Some Papers From The Exxon Station
And I'm About To Roll Up Mine

I Smoke Weed
And I Don′t Give A Damn
Ziplock In My Pocket With A Couple Of Grams
There's A Pretty Good Chance That I'm High Right Now
Just Kidding, Mr. Officer, Unless You′re Down
Oh, Weed
Just About Every Day
First Thing That I Buy As Soon As I Get Paid
If There′s Only One Thing You Gotta Know About Me
It's That I-
I Smoke Weed

Well, You Could Say I Found A Natural Prescription
For An Undiagnosed Medical Condition
If You Ain′t Got Your Own That's Fine
Hell, I′ll Share Mine
'Cause I

Smoke Weed
And I Don′t Give A Damn
Ziplock In My Pocket With A Couple Of Grams
There's A Pretty Good Chance That I'm High Right Now
Just Kidding, Mr. Officer, Unless You′re Down
Oh, Weed
Just About Every Day
First Thing That I Buy As Soon As I Get Paid
If There′s Only One Thing You Gotta Know About Me
It's That I-
I Smoke Weed
Yeah, I Smoke Weed

Well, It′s Legal Out In California
And A Couple Other Places Too
But 'round Here We Still Gotta Buy It
From Some Real Shady Dude

Oh, Weed
And I Don′t Give A Damn
Ziplock In My Pocket With A Couple Of Grams
There's A Pretty Good Chance That I′m High Right Now
Just Kidding, Mr. Officer, Unless You're Down
Oh, Weed
Just About Every Day
First Thing That I Buy As Soon As I Get Paid
And If There's Only One Thing You Gotta Know About Me
It′s That I-
I Smoke Weed

I Smoke Weed
I Smoke Weed

Hey Man, I Think The-, I Think The Police Are Here Man
(I Smoke Weed)
Hey Man, Gimme Back My Lighter, C′mon

I Smoke Weed

Hey, Puff-puff Pass
You Know The Rules
Stop Bogartin' That Shit
Pass It Over Here C′mon