I Saw Three Ships Come Sailing In
On Christmas Day, On Christmas Day..
I Saw Three Ships Come Sailing In
On Christmas Day In The Morning.
And What Was In The Ships, All Three?
On Christmas Day In The [laughing]
Shut Up TURDS!
..was In The Ships, All Three?
On Christmas Day In The Morning.

The Virgin Mary And Christ Were There [laughing]
On Christmas Day, On Christmas Day..
The Virgin Mary And [more Laughing]
Shut Up TURDS!
..and Christ Were There
On Christmas Day In The Morning.
And Let Us All Rejoice Amain [laughing]
I Thought I Told You To SHUT UP!
..all Rejoice Amain
On Christmas Day In The Morning.

Shelley Is Starting To Get Pissed.. [laughing]
On Christmas Day, On Christmas Day.. [more Laughing]
Shelley Got Up, And Killed Them Turds.. [laughing]
On Christmas Day IN THE MORNING!
[Smashing Piano Noise]