You Bored Me With Your Stories
I Can't Believe That I Endured
You For As Long As I Did
I'm Happy It's Over, I'm Only Sorry
That I Didn't Make The Move Before You

And When You Go, I Will Remember
To Send A Thank You Note To That Girl
I See She's Holding You So Tender
Well, I Just Wanna Say

[Chorus]
I Never Really Loved You Anyways
No, I Didn't Love You Anyway
I Never Really Loved You Anyways
I'm So Glad You're Moving Away

Valentino, I Don't Think So
You Watching MTV While I Lie Dreaming In An MT Bed
And Come To Think Of It, I Was Misled
My Flat, My Food, My Everything
And Thoughts Inside My Head

Before You Go, I Must Remember
To Have A Quiet Word With That Girl
Does She Know You're Not A Spender
Well, I Just Have To Say

[Chorus]
I Never Really Loved You Anyways
No, I Didn't Love You Anyway
I Never Really Loved You Anyways
I'm So Glad You're Moving Away

[repeat 2x]