It's Not True, That I'm A Drunkard

Even Though Mother Damned A Thousand Times,

It's Not True, That I'm Ungreatful

But I'm Not Without A Blemish Too.

It's True, Jim Has Almost Killed Me

Even Though He Wasn't My Master

It's True - I'm Not Afraid Of Acid

And I'd Like Everything Right Now.

Somebody Said That I'm A Kid

And He Was Absolutely Right

Somebody Saw Me Mixin' "Bloody Titus"

He Said, "It's Not An Attraction."

A Drunk Lady Danced Behind Me

Naked In My Black Leather

I Intended To F... Her As Cold As Stone

But I Couldn't - I Got Too Much

And It's True, That I'm Wicked

Even Though They Thanked Me Many Times

It's True That I'm A Motherf...er

But I Don't Fell Any Repulsion To Myself

Hey You, Don't Tell Me, Don't Even Try,

That Fault Is Only Mine,

And Don't Damn Acid,

It's Cheap And It Kicks So Well

I Mean Acid! Do You Like It?!