I'm Ready, Ready As Anybody Can Be
I'm Ready, Ready As Anybody Can Be
Now I'm Ready For You,
I Hope You're Ready For Me

I Got An Axe-hounds Face Made On A Graveyard Frame,
Shootin' Tombstone Bullets, Wearin' Ball And Chain
I'm Drinkin' TNT, Smokin' Dynamite,
I Hope Some Screwball Start A Fight

I'm Ready, Ready As Anybody Can Be
Now I'm Ready For You,
I Hope You're Ready For Me

All You Pretty Little Chicks With Your Pretty Little Hair,
I Know You Think That I Ain't Nowhere
But Stop What Your Doin' An' Look Over Here,
I'll Prove To Ya, Baby, That I Ain't No Square

I'm Ready, Ready As Anybody Can Be
Now I'm Ready For You,
I Hope You're Ready For Me

I Been Drinkin' Gin Like Never Before,
I Feel So Good, Babe, I Want You To Know
One More Drink, And I Wish You Would,
I Takes A Whole Lotta Lovin' To Make Me Feel Good, Cause

I'm Ready, Ready As Anybody Can Be
Now I'm Ready For You,
I Hope You're Ready For Me