I Threw Out A Stupid Common Paperweight

And It Went Out Into The Country

To A Place Where Other Solid Objects Lie Around

Well, It's Quite Hard, And So It's Probably Still There

And When I Die, It Will Still Be Somewhere



Ha-ha, I'm Outlived By That Thing And Stupid Things Like That



A Man Once Took A Very Famous Photograph

Went In Books And Even Lectures

Said It Was A Monster In The Old Loch Ness

Before He Died, His Wife Gave Him A Backrub

He Confessed His Lie, He Took The Picture In The Bathtub



Ha-ha, He's Outlived By That Thing And Stupid Things Like That



Scientists Have Recently Just Found Out

About A Fish They Didn't Know Of

That Lives Along The Bottom Of The Darkest Seas

It Doesn't Need Eyes, It's Been There A Long While

Since Back In The Times Of Giant Flying Reptiles



Ha-ha, I'm Outlived By That Thing And Stupid Things Like That

Ha-ha, I'm Outlived By That Thing And Stupid Things Like That