I Threw Out A Stupid Common Paperweight



And It Went Out Into The Country



To A Place Where Other Solid Objects Lie Around



Well, It's Quite Hard, And So It's Probably Still There



And When I Die, It Will Still Be Somewhere




Ha-ha, I'm Outlived By That Thing And Stupid Things Like That




A Man Once Took A Very Famous Photograph



Went In Books And Even Lectures



Said It Was A Monster In The Old Loch Ness



Before He Died, His Wife Gave Him A Backrub



He Confessed His Lie, He Took The Picture In The Bathtub




Ha-ha, He's Outlived By That Thing And Stupid Things Like That




Scientists Have Recently Just Found Out



About A Fish They Didn't Know Of



That Lives Along The Bottom Of The Darkest Seas



It Doesn't Need Eyes, It's Been There A Long While



Since Back In The Times Of Giant Flying Reptiles




Ha-ha, I'm Outlived By That Thing And Stupid Things Like That



Ha-ha, I'm Outlived By That Thing And Stupid Things Like That