(Flavor Flav)

Well Two Bees In A Bucket

Mother Motherfuck It

You Either Flavor Flav It

Or You Chuck Chuck Chuck It

Kiss My Ass Or Suck A D.I.C.

K. Stands For Kill So Don't Fuck With Me

I Fucked That Lady In The Bed

I Missed That Pussy And I Bust A Spread

I Tried It Again In A Thumping Wagon

The Bottom Fell Out And Her Ass Started Dragging

Tried It Again And I Failed To Grasp

I Missed That Pussy And I Bust My Ass

Then I Fucked This Lady In The Tree

The Baby Came Out And Said "Run-DMC"



(Ice Cube)

I Knew This Girl Who Looked Just Like You

Light Brown And A Fly Hair-do

I Wanted To Do Her, Screw Her

So I Stepped To Her

On-key Bitch Had More Ass Than A Donkey

I Said You're The Type Of Girl That I Can't Pass Over

Give Me One Chance And I'll Bend Your Ass Over

Just Call Me The Plumber At The End Of The Night

Cause A Nigga Like Me'll Lay Plenty Of Pipe

She Didn't Get Offended It Was Splendid To Me

Cause Mister Nice Guy Is What I Pretended To Be

I Guess I Just Wine Her And Dine Her

And By The End Of The Night I'll Be Behind Her

Waxing That Ass Like Rain Dance

On The Bumper Get The Pussy Then I Dump Her

Took Her To The Comfort Inn

Tucked Her In

Pulled Out The Third Leg Pumped It In

She Said Will You Call Me

Yeah I'll Call You A Bitch Or A Hoe After I Ball Ya

Naw I'm Just Playin But It's Still The Same

Cause A Nigga Like Ice Cube Is Only Out For One Thang