Watching TV Talk Shows Is A Lot Of Fun.

I Like It When They Always Have On

People Who Are Shooting Guns

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Inbred People, Who Want To Kill You!



I Saw A Story About A Man

Who Was Fucking His Daughter,

And His Wife Was Fucking Her Mother...

It Was The Kind Of Thing

That'd Make You Want To Shoot Up!



Tonight's Gonna Be A Really Good Time

I'm Gonna Go Out

And Get Really Fucking High

I'll Shoot Some Guns,

I'll Drive Around In My Car,

You Know I'll Probably End Up

At The Fucking Bar

And While I'm There I'm Gonna,

Get Real High,

I'm Gonna Kick Some Ass,

I'm Gonna Fuck Shit Up!!!!



I'll Kick You In Your Fucking Teeth

If You Get In My Way... Because

I'M HAVING A GOOD DAY!!!!

And I Don't Want You There!

No, You'll

Be At Home Watching Your TV Set

You've Got Your Hand Holding

Your Fucking Dick,

And You're Cumming

In Your Fucking Mouth... O.K.