I Slit My Wrists With My Swingline
Copied Myself 500 Times
I Pierced My Ears With A 3-hole Punch
Ate 12 Dozen Donuts For Lunch
But Next Week I'm A Walk, Next Week I'm A Walk:
And The Week After That I'm Gonna Run.
I Swam In An Olympic-size Pool;
Had A Picnic With A Ventriloquist
Saw My Brother Coming Up The Hill:
He Wrapped A Beach Towel Round My Wrist
So Next Week I'm A Walk, Next Week I'm A Walk:
And The Week After That I'm Gonna Run.
I Dumped Surel For An Older Man;
Now I'm Doing It For Dante.
Gimme Some Of That Nasty Water,
I'll Take It One Sip At A Time.
So Next Week I'm A Walk, Next Week I'm A Walk:
And The Week After That I'm Gonna Run.
Next Week I'm A Walk:
And The Week After That I'm Gonna Run
On One Of Those Things:
It's Something Like A Treadmill I Think.
So Next Week I'm A Walk, Next Week I'm A Walk:
And The Week After That I'm Gonna Run.