I Got Big Funny Ears, They Are So Long And Flat,

They Are The Very Reasons I Never Wear A Hat.

My Teeth Stick Out In Front, Like Pickets In A Fence,

And As Far As Riches Go, I'm Not Worth Two Cents.



CHORUS:



So I'm Glad To Be The Way I Am, Who Cares If I Look Funny?

No Matter What The Others Have, I'm Glad That I'm Bugs Bunny!



Suppose I Was An Elephant, Then I'd Be Really Sunk,

For Every Place I'd Ever Go, I'd Have To Take My Trunk!

Suppose I Was A Zebra, With Stripes From Head To Tail,

I'd Bet They'd Think That I'd Escaped, And Throw Me Back In Jail!



REPEAT CHORUS



Suppose I Was A Tall Giraffe, And Swallowed Carrots, Yummy!

With That Long Neck, I'd Surely Starve Before They Reached My Tummy.

Suppose I Was A Big Fat Pig I Might As Well Be Frank,

I Wouldn’t Care To End Up As Some Kiddie’s Piggy Bank.



REPEAT CHORUS



SHORT INSTRUMENTAL PASSAGE



What’s Up, Doc?



SHORT INSTRUMENTAL PASSAGE



Suppose I Was A Smelly Skunk, I Wouldn’t Have A Friend.

I’d Be Alone Excepting For, A Cent I Couldn’t Spend.

Suppose I Was A ‘Gator In The Swamps Where Time Would Drag,

Until The Day When I’d Be Made Into A Travelling Bag



REPEAT CHORUS



Suppose I Was A Turkey Then I’d End Up On A Tray,

In The Middle Of The Table On The Next Thanksgiving Day.

Suppose I Was A Bullfrog, Croaking Out A Not,

I’d Dread The Time When I Would Be, A Frog In Someone’s Throat!



REPEAT CHORUS