I Broke My Bat On Johnny's Head;

Somebody Snitched On Me.

I Hid A Frog In Sister's Bed;

Somebody Snitched On Me.

I Spilled Some Ink On Mommy's Rug;

I Made Tommy Eat A Bug;

Bought Some Gum With A Penny Slug;

Somebody Snitched On Me. Oh,



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I'm Gettin' Nuttin' For Christmas;

Mommy And Daddy Are Mad.

I'm Gettin' Nuttin' For Christmas,

'Cause I Ain't Been Nuttin' But Bad.



I Put A Tack In My Teacher's Chair;

Somebody Snitched On Me.

I Tied A Knot In Susie's Hair;

Somebody Snitched On Me.

I Did A Dance On Mommy's Plants,

Climbed A Tree And Tore My Pants,

Filled The Sugar Bowl With Ants;

Somebody Snitched On Me.

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I Won't Be Seeing Santa Claus;

Somebody Snitched On Me.

He Won't Come Visit Me Because

Somebody Snitched On Me.

Next Year I'll Be Going Straight;

Next Year I'll Be Good, Just Wait;

I'd Start Now But It's Too Late;

Somebody Snitched On Me.

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So Better Be Good Whatever You Do,

'Cause If You're Bad, I'm Warning You,

You'll Get Nuttin' For Christmas.