Well I'm Finding It Harder

To Be A Gentleman Every Day

All The Manners That I've Been Taught

Have Slowly Died Away

But If I Held The Door Open For You

It Would Make Your Day



You Think That I Care

About Me And Only Me

When Every Single Girl Needs Help

Climbing Up A Tree

Well I Know It Don't Take Much

To Satisfy Me



Maybe It's Whatever's In My Mind

That's Distracting Me

But If I Could Find Emotion

To Stimulate Devotion

Well Then You'd See



Well I'm Finding It Hard To Say

That I Need You Twenty Times A Day

I Feel Comfortable So Baby Why

Don't You Feel The Same?

Have A Doctor Come And Visit Us

And Tell Us Which One Is Sane



Well I Never Said I Wouldn't

Throw My Jacket In The Mud For You

But My Father Gave It To Me So

Maybe I Should Carry You

Then You Said

"You Almost Dropped Me"

So Then I Did

And I Got Mud On My Shoes