Single Six Months Yesterday
Thought I Oughta Celebrate
So I Went Down To Grab A Couple Beers

And I Got So Drunk I Ripped My Pants
I Asked The Bouncer For A Dance
I Thanked Him As He Threw Me Out
I Woke Up At A Waffle House
With A Shiner And A Wild Brunette
She Don't Know My Real Name Yet
Well No I Ain't Over You

But I'm Doin' My Best
Every Day And Every Night
Hangin' On By A Thread
That's Stretched Just A Little Too Tight
If I Can't Find Some Peace Of Mind
I'll Take What I Can Get
I Ain't Doin' Much Good
But I'm Doin' My Best

I Decided I'd Get Smart
And Have A Long Talk With My Heart
At Some Quiet Spot Outside Of Town

So I Took My Best Friend's Pontiac
I Drove It Like A Maniac
Right Into The Reservoir
I Guess We Ain't Best Friends No More
Just My Luck A Cop Came By
Who I Beat Up In Junior High
He Said I Better Have A Good Excuse

I Said I'm Doin' My Best
Every Day And Every Night
Hangin' On By A Thread
That's Stretched Just A Little Too Tight
If I Can't Find Some Peace Of Mind
I'll Take What I Can Get
I Ain't Doin' Much Good
But I'm Doin' My Best

Some Day I Just Might Join The Human Race Again
If I Can Ever Find A Place To Show My Face Again
Yeah I'm Doin' My Best

I Said I'm Doin' My Best
Every Day And Every Night
Hangin' On By A Thread
That's Stretched Just A Little Too Tight
If I Can't Find Some Peace Of Mind
I'll Take What I Can Get
I Ain't Doin' Much Good
But I'm Doin' My Best
I'm Doin' My Best
I'm Doin' My Best