Kid: Hey, Who Left All This Garbage On The Steps Of Congress?

Amendment: I'm Not Garbage.



(starts Singing)



I'm An Amendment-to-be, Yes An Amendment-to-be,

And I'm Hoping That They'll Ratify Me.



There's A Lot Of Flag-burners,

Who Have Got Too Much Freedom,

I Want To Make It Legal

For Policemen To Beat'em.



'Cause There's Limits To Our Liberties,

At Least I Hope And Pray That There Are,

'Cause Those Liberal Freaks Go Too Far.



(spoken)

Kid: But Why Can't We Just Make A Law Against Flag-burning?

Amendment: Because That Law Would Be Unconstitutional.

But If We Changed The Constitution...

Kid: Then We Could Make All Sorts Of Crazy Laws!

Amendment: Now You're Catching On!

Kid: What If People Say You're Not Good Enough To Be In The

Constitution?



(sings)



Amendment: Then I'll Crush All Opposition To Me,

And I'll Make Ted Kennedy Pay.

If He Fights Back, I'll Say That He's Gay.



(spoken)

Congressman: Good News, Amendment! They Ratified Ya!

You're In The US Constitution!

Amendment: Oh Yeah!